Dos hombres y medio: Episodios
Temporada 12
| # | Episode name | Fecha |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Ol' Mexican Spinach | 30/10/14 |
| 2 | A Chic Bar in Ibiza | 6/11/14 |
| 3 | Glamping in a Yurt | 13/11/14 |
| 4 | Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight | 20/11/14 |
| 5 | Oontz. Oontz. Oontz. | 27/11/14 |
| 6 | Alan Shot a Little Girl | 4/12/14 |
| 7 | Sex with an Animated Ed Asner | 11/12/14 |
| 8 | Family, Bublé, Deep-fried Turkey | 18/12/14 |
| 9 | Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey | 8/1/15 |
| 10 | Here I Come, Pants! | 15/1/15 |
| 11 | For Whom the Booty Calls | 22/1/15 |
| 12 | A Beer-Battered Rip-Off | 29/1/15 |
| 13 | Boompa Loved His Hookers | 5/2/15 |
| 14 | Don't Give a Monkey a Gun | 12/2/15 |
| 15 | Of Course He's Dead - Part One | 19/2/15 |
| 16 | Of Course He's Dead - Part Two | 19/2/15 |
Temporada 11
| # | Episode name | Fecha |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Nangnangnangnang | 26/9/13 |
| 2 | I Think I Banged Lucille Ball | 3/10/13 |
| 3 | This Unblessed Biscuit | 10/10/13 |
| 4 | Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank | 17/10/13 |
| 5 | Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003 | 24/10/13 |
| 6 | Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants | 7/11/13 |
| 7 | Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie | 14/11/13 |
| 8 | Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room. | 21/11/13 |
| 9 | Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer | 5/12/13 |
| 10 | On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer! | 12/12/13 |
| 11 | Tazed in the Lady Nuts | 2/1/14 |
| 12 | Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball. | 9/1/14 |
| 13 | Bite Me, Supreme Court | 30/1/14 |
| 14 | Three Fingers of Crème de Menthe | 6/2/14 |
| 15 | Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin | 27/2/14 |
| 16 | How to Get Rid of Alan Harper | 6/3/14 |
| 17 | Welcome Home, Jake | 13/3/14 |
| 18 | West Side Story | 3/4/14 |
| 19 | Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang | 10/4/14 |
| 20 | Lotta Delis in Little Armenia | 24/4/14 |
| 21 | Dial 1-900-Mix-a-Lot | 1/5/14 |
| 22 | Oh WALD-E, Good Times Ahead | 8/5/14 |
Temporada 10
| # | Episode name | Fecha |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | I Changed My Mind About the Milk | 27/9/12 |
| 2 | A Big Bag of Dog | 4/10/12 |
| 3 | Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt | 11/10/12 |
| 4 | You Do Know What the Lollipop's For | 18/10/12 |
| 5 | That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam | 25/10/12 |
| 6 | Ferrets, Attack! | 1/11/12 |
| 7 | Avoid the Chinese Mustard | 8/11/12 |
| 8 | Something My Gynecologist Said | 15/11/12 |
| 9 | I Scream When I Pee | 29/11/12 |
| 10 | One Nut Johnson | 6/12/12 |
| 11 | Give Santa a Tail-Hole | 13/12/12 |
| 12 | Welcome to Alancrest | 3/1/13 |
| 13 | Grab a Feather and Get in Line | 10/1/13 |
| 14 | Run, Steven Staven! Run! | 31/1/13 |
| 15 | Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It | 7/2/13 |
| 16 | Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby | 14/2/13 |
| 17 | Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries | 21/2/13 |
| 18 | The 9:04 from Pemberton | 7/3/13 |
| 19 | Big Episode. Someone Stole a Spoon | 14/3/13 |
| 20 | Bazinga! That's from a TV Show | 4/4/13 |
| 21 | Another Night with Neil Diamond | 25/4/13 |
| 22 | My Bodacious Vidalia | 2/5/13 |
| 23 | Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped | 9/5/13 |
Temporada 9
| # | Episode name | Fecha |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt | 19/9/11 |
| 2 | People Who Love Peepholes | 26/9/11 |
| 3 | Big Girls Don't Throw Food | 3/10/11 |
| 4 | Nine Magic Fingers | 10/10/11 |
| 5 | A Giant Cat Holding a Churro | 17/10/11 |
| 6 | The Squat and the Hover | 24/10/11 |
| 7 | Those Fancy Japanese Toilets | 31/10/11 |
| 8 | Thank You for the Intercourse | 7/11/11 |
| 9 | Frodo's Headshots | 14/11/11 |
| 10 | A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes | 21/11/11 |
| 11 | What a Lovely Landing Strip | 5/12/11 |
| 12 | One False Move, Zimbabwe! | 12/12/11 |
| 13 | Slowly and in a Circular Fashion | 2/1/12 |
| 14 | A Possum on Chemo | 16/1/12 |
| 15 | The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack | 6/2/12 |
| 16 | Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy | 13/2/12 |
| 17 | Not in My Mouth! | 20/2/12 |
| 18 | The War Against Gingivitis | 27/2/12 |
| 19 | Palmdale, Ech | 19/3/12 |
| 20 | Grandma's Pie | 9/4/12 |
| 21 | Mr. Hose Says 'Yes' | 16/4/12 |
| 22 | Why We Gave Up Women | 30/4/12 |
| 23 | The Straw in My Donut Hole | 7/5/12 |
| 24 | Oh Look! Al-Qaeda! | 14/5/12 |
Temporada 8
| # | Episode name | Fecha |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud | 20/9/10 |
| 2 | A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer | 27/9/10 |
| 3 | A Pudding-Filled Cactus | 4/10/10 |
| 4 | Hookers, Hookers, Hookers | 11/10/10 |
| 5 | The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel | 18/10/10 |
| 6 | Twanging Your Magic Clanger | 25/10/10 |
| 7 | The Crazy Bitch Gazette | 1/11/10 |
| 8 | Springtime on a Stick | 8/11/10 |
| 9 | A Good Time in Central Africa | 15/11/10 |
| 10 | Ow, Ow, Don't Stop | 22/11/10 |
| 11 | Dead from the Waist Down | 6/12/10 |
| 12 | Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead | 13/12/10 |
| 13 | Skunk, Dog, Crap and Ketchup | 3/1/11 |
| 14 | Lookin' for Japanese Subs | 17/1/11 |
| 15 | Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak | 7/2/11 |
| 16 | That Darn Priest | 14/2/11 |
Temporada 7
| # | Episode name | Fecha |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | 818-jklpuzo | 21/9/09 |
| 2 | Whipped Unto the Third Generation | 28/9/09 |
| 3 | Mmm, Fish. Yum. | 5/10/09 |
| 4 | Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator | 12/10/09 |
| 5 | For the Sake of the Child | 19/10/09 |
| 6 | Give Me Your Thumb | 2/11/09 |
| 7 | Untainted by Filth | 9/11/09 |
| 8 | Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle. | 16/11/09 |
| 9 | Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair | 23/11/09 |
| 10 | That's Why They Call It Ball Room | 7/12/09 |
| 11 | Warning, It's Dirty | 14/12/09 |
| 12 | Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste | 11/1/10 |
| 13 | Yay, No Polyps! | 18/1/10 |
| 14 | Crude and Uncalled For | 1/2/10 |
| 15 | Aye, Aye, Captain | 8/2/10 |
| 16 | Tinkle Like a Princess | 1/3/10 |
| 17 | I Found Your Moustache | 8/3/10 |
| 18 | Ixnay on the Oggie Day | 22/3/10 |
| 19 | Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave | 12/4/10 |
| 20 | I Called Him Magoo | 10/5/10 |
| 21 | Gumby with a Pokey | 17/5/10 |
| 22 | This Is Not Gonna End Well | 24/5/10 |
Temporada 6
| # | Episode name | Fecha |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Taterhead Is Our Love Child | 22/9/08 |
| 2 | Pie Hole, Herb | 29/9/08 |
| 3 | Damn You, Eggs Benedict | 6/10/08 |
| 4 | The Flavin' and the Mavin' | 13/10/08 |
| 5 | A Jock Strap in Hell | 20/10/08 |
| 6 | It's Always Nazi Week | 3/11/08 |
| 7 | Best H.O. Money Can Buy | 10/11/08 |
| 8 | Pinocchio's Mouth | 17/11/08 |
| 9 | The Mooch at the Boo | 24/11/08 |
| 10 | He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited | 8/12/08 |
| 11 | The Devil's Lube | 15/12/08 |
| 12 | Thank God for Scoliosis | 12/1/09 |
| 13 | I Think You Offended Don | 19/1/09 |
| 14 | David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie | 2/2/09 |
| 15 | I'd Like to Start with the Cat | 9/2/09 |
| 16 | She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime | 2/3/09 |
| 17 | The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'? | 9/3/09 |
| 18 | My Son's Enormous Head | 16/3/09 |
| 19 | The Two Finger Rule | 30/3/09 |
| 20 | Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau | 13/4/09 |
| 21 | Above Exalted Cyclops | 27/4/09 |
| 22 | Sir Lancelot's Litter Box | 4/5/09 |
| 23 | Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth | 11/5/09 |
| 24 | Baseball with Better Steroids | 18/5/09 |
Temporada 5
| # | Episode name | Fecha |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Large Birds, Spiders and Mom | 24/9/07 |
| 2 | Media Room Slash Dungeon | 1/10/07 |
| 3 | Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo | 8/10/07 |
| 4 | City of Great Racks | 15/10/07 |
| 5 | Putting Swim Fins on a Cat | 22/10/07 |
| 6 | Help Daddy Find His Toenail | 29/10/07 |
| 7 | Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room | 5/11/07 |
| 8 | Is There a Mrs. Waffles? | 12/11/07 |
| 9 | Tight's Good | 19/11/07 |
| 10 | Kinda Like Necrophilia | 26/11/07 |
| 11 | Meander to Your Dander | 17/3/08 |
| 12 | A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh | 24/3/08 |
| 13 | The Soil Is Moist | 31/3/08 |
| 14 | Winky-Dink Time | 14/4/08 |
| 15 | Rough Night in Hump Junction | 21/4/08 |
| 16 | Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty | 28/4/08 |
| 17 | Fish in a Drawer | 5/5/08 |
| 18 | If My Hole Could Talk | 12/5/08 |
| 19 | Waiting for the Right Snapper | 19/5/08 |
Temporada 4
| # | Episode name | Fecha |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Working for Caligula | 18/9/06 |
| 2 | Who's Vod Kanockers? | 25/9/06 |
| 3 | The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress | 2/10/06 |
| 4 | A Pot Smoking Monkey | 9/10/06 |
| 5 | A Live Woman of Proven Fertility | 16/10/06 |
| 6 | Apologies for the Frivolity | 23/10/06 |
| 7 | Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head | 6/11/06 |
| 8 | Release the Dogs | 13/11/06 |
| 9 | Corey's Been Dead for an Hour | 20/11/06 |
| 10 | Kissing Abraham Lincoln | 27/11/06 |
| 11 | Walnuts and Demerol | 11/12/06 |
| 12 | Castrating Sheep in Montana | 8/1/07 |
| 13 | Don't Worry, Speed Racer | 22/1/07 |
| 14 | That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami | 5/2/07 |
| 15 | My Damn Stalker | 12/2/07 |
| 16 | Young People Have Phlegm Too | 19/2/07 |
| 17 | I Merely Slept with a Commie | 26/2/07 |
| 18 | It Never Rains in Hooterville | 19/3/07 |
| 19 | Smooth As a Ken Doll | 9/4/07 |
| 20 | Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot | 16/4/07 |
| 21 | Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous | 23/4/07 |
| 22 | Mr. McGlue's Feedbag | 30/4/07 |
| 23 | Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin | 7/5/07 |
| 24 | Prostitutes and Gelato | 14/5/07 |
Temporada 3
| # | Episode name | Fecha |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts | 19/9/05 |
| 2 | Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover | 26/9/05 |
| 3 | Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark | 3/10/05 |
| 4 | Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs | 10/10/05 |
| 5 | We Called It Mr. Pinky | 17/10/05 |
| 6 | Hi, Mr. Horned One | 24/10/05 |
| 7 | Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop | 7/11/05 |
| 8 | That Voodoo That I Do Do | 14/11/05 |
| 9 | Madame and Her Special Friend | 21/11/05 |
| 10 | Something Salted and Twisted | 28/11/05 |
| 11 | Santa's Village of the Damned | 19/12/05 |
| 12 | That Special Tug | 9/1/06 |
| 13 | Humiliation Is a Visual Medium | 23/1/06 |
| 14 | Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded | 6/2/06 |
| 15 | My Tongue Is Meat | 27/2/06 |
| 16 | Ergo, the Booty Call | 6/3/06 |
| 17 | The Unfortunate Little Schnauser | 13/3/06 |
| 18 | The Spit-Covered Cobbler | 20/3/06 |
| 19 | Golly Moses, She's a Muffin | 10/4/06 |
| 20 | Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro | 24/4/06 |
| 21 | And the Plot Moistens | 1/5/06 |
| 22 | Just Once with Aunt Sophie | 8/5/06 |
| 23 | Arguments for the Quickie | 15/5/06 |
| 24 | That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite | 22/5/06 |
Temporada 2
| # | Episode name | Fecha |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Back Off, Mary Poppins | 20/9/04 |
| 2 | Enjoy Those Garlic Balls | 27/9/04 |
| 3 | A Bag Full of Jawea | 4/10/04 |
| 4 | Go Get Mommy's Bra | 11/10/04 |
| 5 | Bad News from the Clinic? | 18/10/04 |
| 6 | The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance | 25/10/04 |
| 7 | A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana | 8/11/04 |
| 8 | Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers | 15/11/04 |
| 9 | Yes, Monsignor | 22/11/04 |
| 10 | The Salmon Under My Sweater | 29/11/04 |
| 11 | Last Chance to See Those Tattoos | 13/12/04 |
| 12 | A Lung Full of Alan | 3/1/05 |
| 13 | Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow | 17/1/05 |
| 14 | Those Big Pink Things with Coconuts | 31/1/05 |
| 15 | Smell the Umbrella Stand | 7/2/05 |
| 16 | Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth? | 14/2/05 |
| 17 | Woo-Hoo, a Hernia Exam! | 21/2/05 |
| 18 | It was 'Mame,' Mom | 7/3/05 |
| 19 | A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise | 21/3/05 |
| 20 | I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey | 18/4/05 |
| 21 | A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On | 2/5/05 |
| 22 | That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother | 9/5/05 |
| 23 | Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab | 16/5/05 |
| 24 | Does This Smell Funny to You? | 23/5/05 |
Temporada 1
| # | Episode name | Fecha |
|---|---|---|
| 0 | Episodio 0 | 2/6/06 |
| 1 | Pilot | 22/9/03 |
| 2 | Big Flappy Bastards | 29/9/03 |
| 3 | Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell | 6/10/03 |
| 4 | If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song I'm Going to Take a Nap | 13/10/03 |
| 5 | The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump | 20/10/03 |
| 6 | Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys? | 27/10/03 |
| 7 | If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake | 3/11/03 |
| 8 | Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful | 10/11/03 |
| 9 | Phase One, Complete | 17/11/03 |
| 10 | Merry Thanksgiving | 24/11/03 |
| 11 | Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor | 15/12/03 |
| 12 | Camel Filters + Pheromones | 5/1/04 |
| 13 | Sarah Like Puny Alan | 12/1/04 |
| 14 | I Can't Afford Hyenas | 2/2/04 |
| 15 | Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick (1) | 9/2/04 |
| 16 | That Was Saliva, Alan (2) | 16/2/04 |
| 17 | Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats | 23/2/04 |
| 18 | An Old Flame with a New Wick | 1/3/04 |
| 19 | I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You | 22/3/04 |
| 20 | Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark | 19/4/04 |
| 21 | No Sniffing, No Wowing | 3/5/04 |
| 22 | My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet | 10/5/04 |
| 23 | Just Like Buffalo | 17/5/04 |
| 24 | Can You Feel My Finger? | 24/5/04 |