Dwóch i pół: Odcinki
Sezon 12
| # | Tytuł odcinka | Premiera |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Ol' Mexican Spinach | 30.10.2014 |
| 2 | A Chic Bar in Ibiza | 06.11.2014 |
| 3 | Glamping in a Yurt | 13.11.2014 |
| 4 | Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight | 20.11.2014 |
| 5 | Oontz. Oontz. Oontz. | 27.11.2014 |
| 6 | Alan Shot a Little Girl | 04.12.2014 |
| 7 | Sex with an Animated Ed Asner | 11.12.2014 |
| 8 | Family, Bublé, Deep-fried Turkey | 18.12.2014 |
| 9 | Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey | 08.01.2015 |
| 10 | Here I Come, Pants! | 15.01.2015 |
| 11 | For Whom the Booty Calls | 22.01.2015 |
| 12 | A Beer-Battered Rip-Off | 29.01.2015 |
| 13 | Boompa Loved His Hookers | 05.02.2015 |
| 14 | Don't Give a Monkey a Gun | 12.02.2015 |
| 15 | Of Course He's Dead - Part One | 19.02.2015 |
| 16 | Of Course He's Dead - Part Two | 19.02.2015 |
Sezon 11
| # | Tytuł odcinka | Premiera |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Nangnangnangnang | 26.09.2013 |
| 2 | I Think I Banged Lucille Ball | 03.10.2013 |
| 3 | This Unblessed Biscuit | 10.10.2013 |
| 4 | Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank | 17.10.2013 |
| 5 | Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003 | 24.10.2013 |
| 6 | Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants | 07.11.2013 |
| 7 | Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie | 14.11.2013 |
| 8 | Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room. | 21.11.2013 |
| 9 | Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer | 05.12.2013 |
| 10 | On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer! | 12.12.2013 |
| 11 | Tazed in the Lady Nuts | 02.01.2014 |
| 12 | Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball. | 09.01.2014 |
| 13 | Bite Me, Supreme Court | 30.01.2014 |
| 14 | Three Fingers of Crème de Menthe | 06.02.2014 |
| 15 | Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin | 27.02.2014 |
| 16 | How to Get Rid of Alan Harper | 06.03.2014 |
| 17 | Welcome Home, Jake | 13.03.2014 |
| 18 | West Side Story | 03.04.2014 |
| 19 | Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang | 10.04.2014 |
| 20 | Lotta Delis in Little Armenia | 24.04.2014 |
| 21 | Dial 1-900-Mix-a-Lot | 01.05.2014 |
| 22 | Oh WALD-E, Good Times Ahead | 08.05.2014 |
Sezon 10
| # | Tytuł odcinka | Premiera |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | I Changed My Mind About the Milk | 27.09.2012 |
| 2 | A Big Bag of Dog | 04.10.2012 |
| 3 | Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt | 11.10.2012 |
| 4 | You Do Know What the Lollipop's For | 18.10.2012 |
| 5 | That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam | 25.10.2012 |
| 6 | Ferrets, Attack! | 01.11.2012 |
| 7 | Avoid the Chinese Mustard | 08.11.2012 |
| 8 | Something My Gynecologist Said | 15.11.2012 |
| 9 | I Scream When I Pee | 29.11.2012 |
| 10 | One Nut Johnson | 06.12.2012 |
| 11 | Give Santa a Tail-Hole | 13.12.2012 |
| 12 | Welcome to Alancrest | 03.01.2013 |
| 13 | Grab a Feather and Get in Line | 10.01.2013 |
| 14 | Run, Steven Staven! Run! | 31.01.2013 |
| 15 | Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It | 07.02.2013 |
| 16 | Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby | 14.02.2013 |
| 17 | Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries | 21.02.2013 |
| 18 | The 9:04 from Pemberton | 07.03.2013 |
| 19 | Big Episode. Someone Stole a Spoon | 14.03.2013 |
| 20 | Bazinga! That's from a TV Show | 04.04.2013 |
| 21 | Another Night with Neil Diamond | 25.04.2013 |
| 22 | My Bodacious Vidalia | 02.05.2013 |
| 23 | Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped | 09.05.2013 |
Sezon 9
| # | Tytuł odcinka | Premiera |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt | 19.09.2011 |
| 2 | People Who Love Peepholes | 26.09.2011 |
| 3 | Big Girls Don't Throw Food | 03.10.2011 |
| 4 | Nine Magic Fingers | 10.10.2011 |
| 5 | A Giant Cat Holding a Churro | 17.10.2011 |
| 6 | The Squat and the Hover | 24.10.2011 |
| 7 | Those Fancy Japanese Toilets | 31.10.2011 |
| 8 | Thank You for the Intercourse | 07.11.2011 |
| 9 | Frodo's Headshots | 14.11.2011 |
| 10 | A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes | 21.11.2011 |
| 11 | What a Lovely Landing Strip | 05.12.2011 |
| 12 | One False Move, Zimbabwe! | 12.12.2011 |
| 13 | Slowly and in a Circular Fashion | 02.01.2012 |
| 14 | A Possum on Chemo | 16.01.2012 |
| 15 | The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack | 06.02.2012 |
| 16 | Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy | 13.02.2012 |
| 17 | Not in My Mouth! | 20.02.2012 |
| 18 | The War Against Gingivitis | 27.02.2012 |
| 19 | Palmdale, Ech | 19.03.2012 |
| 20 | Grandma's Pie | 09.04.2012 |
| 21 | Mr. Hose Says 'Yes' | 16.04.2012 |
| 22 | Why We Gave Up Women | 30.04.2012 |
| 23 | The Straw in My Donut Hole | 07.05.2012 |
| 24 | Oh Look! Al-Qaeda! | 14.05.2012 |
Sezon 8
| # | Tytuł odcinka | Premiera |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud | 20.09.2010 |
| 2 | A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer | 27.09.2010 |
| 3 | A Pudding-Filled Cactus | 04.10.2010 |
| 4 | Hookers, Hookers, Hookers | 11.10.2010 |
| 5 | The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel | 18.10.2010 |
| 6 | Twanging Your Magic Clanger | 25.10.2010 |
| 7 | The Crazy Bitch Gazette | 01.11.2010 |
| 8 | Springtime on a Stick | 08.11.2010 |
| 9 | A Good Time in Central Africa | 15.11.2010 |
| 10 | Ow, Ow, Don't Stop | 22.11.2010 |
| 11 | Dead from the Waist Down | 06.12.2010 |
| 12 | Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead | 13.12.2010 |
| 13 | Skunk, Dog, Crap and Ketchup | 03.01.2011 |
| 14 | Lookin' for Japanese Subs | 17.01.2011 |
| 15 | Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak | 07.02.2011 |
| 16 | That Darn Priest | 14.02.2011 |
Sezon 7
| # | Tytuł odcinka | Premiera |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | 818-jklpuzo | 21.09.2009 |
| 2 | Whipped Unto the Third Generation | 28.09.2009 |
| 3 | Mmm, Fish. Yum. | 05.10.2009 |
| 4 | Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator | 12.10.2009 |
| 5 | For the Sake of the Child | 19.10.2009 |
| 6 | Give Me Your Thumb | 02.11.2009 |
| 7 | Untainted by Filth | 09.11.2009 |
| 8 | Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle. | 16.11.2009 |
| 9 | Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair | 23.11.2009 |
| 10 | That's Why They Call It Ball Room | 07.12.2009 |
| 11 | Warning, It's Dirty | 14.12.2009 |
| 12 | Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste | 11.01.2010 |
| 13 | Yay, No Polyps! | 18.01.2010 |
| 14 | Crude and Uncalled For | 01.02.2010 |
| 15 | Aye, Aye, Captain | 08.02.2010 |
| 16 | Tinkle Like a Princess | 01.03.2010 |
| 17 | I Found Your Moustache | 08.03.2010 |
| 18 | Ixnay on the Oggie Day | 22.03.2010 |
| 19 | Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave | 12.04.2010 |
| 20 | I Called Him Magoo | 10.05.2010 |
| 21 | Gumby with a Pokey | 17.05.2010 |
| 22 | This Is Not Gonna End Well | 24.05.2010 |
Sezon 6
| # | Tytuł odcinka | Premiera |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Taterhead Is Our Love Child | 22.09.2008 |
| 2 | Pie Hole, Herb | 29.09.2008 |
| 3 | Damn You, Eggs Benedict | 06.10.2008 |
| 4 | The Flavin' and the Mavin' | 13.10.2008 |
| 5 | A Jock Strap in Hell | 20.10.2008 |
| 6 | It's Always Nazi Week | 03.11.2008 |
| 7 | Best H.O. Money Can Buy | 10.11.2008 |
| 8 | Pinocchio's Mouth | 17.11.2008 |
| 9 | The Mooch at the Boo | 24.11.2008 |
| 10 | He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited | 08.12.2008 |
| 11 | The Devil's Lube | 15.12.2008 |
| 12 | Thank God for Scoliosis | 12.01.2009 |
| 13 | I Think You Offended Don | 19.01.2009 |
| 14 | David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie | 02.02.2009 |
| 15 | I'd Like to Start with the Cat | 09.02.2009 |
| 16 | She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime | 02.03.2009 |
| 17 | The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'? | 09.03.2009 |
| 18 | My Son's Enormous Head | 16.03.2009 |
| 19 | The Two Finger Rule | 30.03.2009 |
| 20 | Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau | 13.04.2009 |
| 21 | Above Exalted Cyclops | 27.04.2009 |
| 22 | Sir Lancelot's Litter Box | 04.05.2009 |
| 23 | Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth | 11.05.2009 |
| 24 | Baseball with Better Steroids | 18.05.2009 |
Sezon 5
| # | Tytuł odcinka | Premiera |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Large Birds, Spiders and Mom | 24.09.2007 |
| 2 | Media Room Slash Dungeon | 01.10.2007 |
| 3 | Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo | 08.10.2007 |
| 4 | City of Great Racks | 15.10.2007 |
| 5 | Putting Swim Fins on a Cat | 22.10.2007 |
| 6 | Help Daddy Find His Toenail | 29.10.2007 |
| 7 | Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room | 05.11.2007 |
| 8 | Is There a Mrs. Waffles? | 12.11.2007 |
| 9 | Tight's Good | 19.11.2007 |
| 10 | Kinda Like Necrophilia | 26.11.2007 |
| 11 | Meander to Your Dander | 17.03.2008 |
| 12 | A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh | 24.03.2008 |
| 13 | The Soil Is Moist | 31.03.2008 |
| 14 | Winky-Dink Time | 14.04.2008 |
| 15 | Rough Night in Hump Junction | 21.04.2008 |
| 16 | Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty | 28.04.2008 |
| 17 | Fish in a Drawer | 05.05.2008 |
| 18 | If My Hole Could Talk | 12.05.2008 |
| 19 | Waiting for the Right Snapper | 19.05.2008 |
Sezon 4
| # | Tytuł odcinka | Premiera |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Working for Caligula | 18.09.2006 |
| 2 | Who's Vod Kanockers? | 25.09.2006 |
| 3 | The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress | 02.10.2006 |
| 4 | A Pot Smoking Monkey | 09.10.2006 |
| 5 | A Live Woman of Proven Fertility | 16.10.2006 |
| 6 | Apologies for the Frivolity | 23.10.2006 |
| 7 | Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head | 06.11.2006 |
| 8 | Release the Dogs | 13.11.2006 |
| 9 | Corey's Been Dead for an Hour | 20.11.2006 |
| 10 | Kissing Abraham Lincoln | 27.11.2006 |
| 11 | Walnuts and Demerol | 11.12.2006 |
| 12 | Castrating Sheep in Montana | 08.01.2007 |
| 13 | Don't Worry, Speed Racer | 22.01.2007 |
| 14 | That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami | 05.02.2007 |
| 15 | My Damn Stalker | 12.02.2007 |
| 16 | Young People Have Phlegm Too | 19.02.2007 |
| 17 | I Merely Slept with a Commie | 26.02.2007 |
| 18 | It Never Rains in Hooterville | 19.03.2007 |
| 19 | Smooth As a Ken Doll | 09.04.2007 |
| 20 | Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot | 16.04.2007 |
| 21 | Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous | 23.04.2007 |
| 22 | Mr. McGlue's Feedbag | 30.04.2007 |
| 23 | Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin | 07.05.2007 |
| 24 | Prostitutes and Gelato | 14.05.2007 |
Sezon 3
| # | Tytuł odcinka | Premiera |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts | 19.09.2005 |
| 2 | Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover | 26.09.2005 |
| 3 | Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark | 03.10.2005 |
| 4 | Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs | 10.10.2005 |
| 5 | We Called It Mr. Pinky | 17.10.2005 |
| 6 | Hi, Mr. Horned One | 24.10.2005 |
| 7 | Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop | 07.11.2005 |
| 8 | That Voodoo That I Do Do | 14.11.2005 |
| 9 | Madame and Her Special Friend | 21.11.2005 |
| 10 | Something Salted and Twisted | 28.11.2005 |
| 11 | Santa's Village of the Damned | 19.12.2005 |
| 12 | That Special Tug | 09.01.2006 |
| 13 | Humiliation Is a Visual Medium | 23.01.2006 |
| 14 | Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded | 06.02.2006 |
| 15 | My Tongue Is Meat | 27.02.2006 |
| 16 | Ergo, the Booty Call | 06.03.2006 |
| 17 | The Unfortunate Little Schnauser | 13.03.2006 |
| 18 | The Spit-Covered Cobbler | 20.03.2006 |
| 19 | Golly Moses, She's a Muffin | 10.04.2006 |
| 20 | Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro | 24.04.2006 |
| 21 | And the Plot Moistens | 01.05.2006 |
| 22 | Just Once with Aunt Sophie | 08.05.2006 |
| 23 | Arguments for the Quickie | 15.05.2006 |
| 24 | That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite | 22.05.2006 |
Sezon 2
| # | Tytuł odcinka | Premiera |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Back Off, Mary Poppins | 20.09.2004 |
| 2 | Enjoy Those Garlic Balls | 27.09.2004 |
| 3 | A Bag Full of Jawea | 04.10.2004 |
| 4 | Go Get Mommy's Bra | 11.10.2004 |
| 5 | Bad News from the Clinic? | 18.10.2004 |
| 6 | The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance | 25.10.2004 |
| 7 | A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana | 08.11.2004 |
| 8 | Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers | 15.11.2004 |
| 9 | Yes, Monsignor | 22.11.2004 |
| 10 | The Salmon Under My Sweater | 29.11.2004 |
| 11 | Last Chance to See Those Tattoos | 13.12.2004 |
| 12 | A Lung Full of Alan | 03.01.2005 |
| 13 | Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow | 17.01.2005 |
| 14 | Those Big Pink Things with Coconuts | 31.01.2005 |
| 15 | Smell the Umbrella Stand | 07.02.2005 |
| 16 | Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth? | 14.02.2005 |
| 17 | Woo-Hoo, a Hernia Exam! | 21.02.2005 |
| 18 | It was 'Mame,' Mom | 07.03.2005 |
| 19 | A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise | 21.03.2005 |
| 20 | I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey | 18.04.2005 |
| 21 | A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On | 02.05.2005 |
| 22 | That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother | 09.05.2005 |
| 23 | Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab | 16.05.2005 |
| 24 | Does This Smell Funny to You? | 23.05.2005 |
Sezon 1
| # | Tytuł odcinka | Premiera |
|---|---|---|
| 0 | Odcinek 0 | 02.06.2006 |
| 1 | Pilot | 22.09.2003 |
| 2 | Big Flappy Bastards | 29.09.2003 |
| 3 | Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell | 06.10.2003 |
| 4 | If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song I'm Going to Take a Nap | 13.10.2003 |
| 5 | The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump | 20.10.2003 |
| 6 | Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys? | 27.10.2003 |
| 7 | If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake | 03.11.2003 |
| 8 | Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful | 10.11.2003 |
| 9 | Phase One, Complete | 17.11.2003 |
| 10 | Merry Thanksgiving | 24.11.2003 |
| 11 | Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor | 15.12.2003 |
| 12 | Camel Filters + Pheromones | 05.01.2004 |
| 13 | Sarah Like Puny Alan | 12.01.2004 |
| 14 | I Can't Afford Hyenas | 02.02.2004 |
| 15 | Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick (1) | 09.02.2004 |
| 16 | That Was Saliva, Alan (2) | 16.02.2004 |
| 17 | Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats | 23.02.2004 |
| 18 | An Old Flame with a New Wick | 01.03.2004 |
| 19 | I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You | 22.03.2004 |
| 20 | Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark | 19.04.2004 |
| 21 | No Sniffing, No Wowing | 03.05.2004 |
| 22 | My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet | 10.05.2004 |
| 23 | Just Like Buffalo | 17.05.2004 |
| 24 | Can You Feel My Finger? | 24.05.2004 |